- update your blog.
- if you don't have any work (or do for that matter) , unnerve your boss by staring continuously at him or her.
- find two alternative uses for your mouse
- exaggerrate eavesdropping on your boss's conversation with someone else. When they finally look at you say something completely unrelated.
Boss: "Yea, i don't know how to get this website up."
Dude: "You can totally call his guy. He'll help you out! The link is..."
*they notice you eavedropping*
You: "I don't have an appendix"
- Repeatedly open and shut a door till it falls off and then say with disdain : "Flimsy piece'a'shite. MY door held up under torture"
- whack your forehead every now and then. After a while, say "shut up in there", while hitting your forehead repeatedly.
- Use the office phone to call a number and keep slamming it down as though frustrated. Upon inquiry say, "I keep trying the office but some bastard's keeping the phone engaged"